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thebagofholding:

“man i am so tired” stays up for 3 more hours doing absolutely nothing




dulect:

greeting your relatives

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lonelyistheonlycompany:

damn


coluring:

officialpigeon:

You can literally answer “that’s what the government wants you to think” to anything

that’s what the government wants you to think




i only look attractive for a max of 5 mins and this usually when no one is around





lickmyeyeballsss:

c-oralistah:

shrinking-ulzzang:

rabid-logan:

barbie-isalive:

This is very important if you’re ever in a situation similar this pretend that you’re dead don’t scream and @#!*%

my dad told us this if someone shoots up our school

SUPER IMPORTANT

BEST TIP

PLEASE REMEMBER THIS

not even a joke we learned this in Police Explorers and put it on your clothing as well but go quickly because you don’t know where the person is.

i will never not reblog this

HELLA IMPORTANT!!!



dannylaceyjo:

when i was younger i really wanted to try turkish delight cause i figured it had to be pretty good if edmund betrayed his family for it




lamelohan:

parent: im down the street
*actually 30 miles away*




warumonzaemon:

when you try and pull out before you buss but she clench it at the last second

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kawaiians:

I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM